Tiny Fangs III is a spoof movie poster about the third episode of a horror series about a very vicious and deadly kitten. Presumably at the end of Tiny Fangs II (can a fictitious movie have an ending?) the horrible kitten was confined to a cat carrier.
So long as no one opens the carrier the world is safe. But of course that won’t happen. Someone is going to open it. Right?
Of course someone will open it. It’ll probably happen within the first ten minutes of Tiny Fangs III. Then all manner of bad things will happen. The ferocious kitten will be on the loose once again. Chaos will reign! Oh, no!
A lot of horror movie plots wouldn’t work if people didn’t do dumb things. Right? So go ahead. Open the carrier. I dare you.
The person who lets the vicious little critter out is probably the first one who’s going to get it. Of course. But will that stop anyone? No, never. Hmm. Letting this little creature out is probably a really bad idea. Let’s try it!
Maybe I’m being too hard on my own fake movie. It might be slightly more intelligent if there were some accident that causes the carrier to open. Maybe someone drops it. Or maybe it falls off a table or something. Let’s hope it’s something like that. It won’t really change anything, but it would be somewhat better. Right?
Some people have told me that the fine print is the best part. It reads: “May encourage cats to be even more reluctant to go to the vet. View with extreme caution. Based on the new original screenplay, ‘The Carrier Opened in the Car’ by Idun Laughstit.”
Tiny Fangs III is a digital illustration done in Photoshop and Illustrator.
Note: The URL and copyright watermark are not part of the image.